Don't be mad at your girl, ...it was either this, or these two cops were going to haul her to jail after they found YOUR stash that you tried to hide in her car...

Your wife had been fantasizing about having this moment with your childhood bully ever since she met him at your class reunion.

Your woman tracked down the nerd whose ransomware was holding your computer hostage. She even negotiated with him to release it because she couldn't stand to see you cry. Now you can finish writing your damn sci-fi novel...

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